Bizarre. Disturbing. Damn fun!
by J. Dunbar
DISCLAIMER: This list is for people over the age of 18. So all of you
chibigeeks? GO AWAY.
-- This was once the lauded (by me, anyway)
ebaytreasures.com, but they got told by ebay that there was some sort of
copyright infringement or something. So...here we are. You always needed
a boobie salt/pepper shaker, didn't you? Or maybe the naked beercan doll
is more of your cup of..tea. No. I know. You're the kind of person who
wants a postcard with a picture of a goat nursing a human baby. My
personal favorite of the bunch is the SD Darth Maul windup toy. I believe
that it is authentically Japanese. Kawaii. Kowai.
www.baiting.org -- I've done this
before on IRC, I hate to tell you. My
persona is usually a buxom little volleyball player with no brain.
Usually, her name is Aurora or Mandi or something. Except, instead of a
penis, she has hairy armpits. You would not BELIEVE the reactions I get to
this revelation. Isn't having hair in your armpits a sign of female sexual
maturity? As an addition, playing with religious freaks is always fun.
The best reviews here are the ones by Sexbot. They're amazingly
Rusty is a
This will be short. I read this and thought I was going to laugh my butt
off. You read it. You'll see.
www.sissyfight.com -- VERY
amusing shockwave game. Warning: I had
seriously bad flashbacks to middle school playing this, and it seems that
some of the players are really IN junior high. Remember, gentle geeklets,
it is only a game. We get OUR revenge on the Vicki Thorntons of the world
when they end up as Hooters girls and we end up rich. Sidenote: Aren't you
supposed to be a c-cup to work at Hooters? Or do they let you in under that
if you're especially easy?
ICQ Deception and
Cruel Intentions in ICQ Chat -- Okay. Um. Dude? This is taking your
whole jealous thing a little TOO far. If MY girlfriend was having an
online affair--well, let's face it. MY girlfriend wouldn't be need online
affairs and Mr. Buzzy to keep her going. The best thing about being a girl
is that we buy our phalluses for size, shape, and color. Anyhow, this
dude is sick. Maybe this should've been a deluded site.
The Penis Pillow -- Um. Look.
It's thirty bucks.
For a big penis. Can't most women find these for free in nightclubs?
www.manicmail.net -- Teeheehee.
Send a friend a random email! Fun for the
entire family. So, enjoy the net equivalent of a prank call. It helps
release tension felt toward one's foes. Not that I have any foes. (eyes J.
Andrews) Really. Honest.
Rainbows of Love and Happiness
-- This is funny for all the wrong reasons. In fact, if I had found this
site earlier, it would've been deluded. Goths can REALLY be
ultrapathetic sometimes. Do these losers really think that by writing like
a candyraver after inhaling a bag of pixystis that people really buy this
schlock? Or worse, that they think it is ironic and tragically dark and
gloomy. Oh. And one more thing. Leave the Muppets alone, you
It's a choose your own adventure, Wakulla County style! This game is VERY
fun, and more than a little addictive. I dunno which ending I like best.
I just like it. Have fun! By the way--could THIS be Michelle's
ex-boyfriend Brad? ;)
Will Hertes Letters --
Ohmygod. I've LOVED
this site for ages. This guy is a universal smartypants. I want to be
like him when I grow up. I even wanna be a minister. What self respecting
The marketing GENIUS behind this site deserves a box of Godiva chocolates
and a night alone with the star/starlet of choice. With the promise of
much rompings and jollies. The sad thing is that this feels like a real,
honest to Bob conservative website. Scary.