{"id":985,"date":"2010-03-02T04:07:15","date_gmt":"2010-03-02T09:07:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/flaminggeeks.com\/k\/blog\/?p=985"},"modified":"2010-03-02T04:07:15","modified_gmt":"2010-03-02T09:07:15","slug":"this-is-why-you-suck","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/flaminggeeks.com\/k\/blog\/2010\/03\/02\/this-is-why-you-suck\/","title":{"rendered":"This&#8230; is why you suck"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So just to make this clear. We had.<\/p>\n<p>GIANT INFLATABLE BEAVERS.<\/p>\n<p>WILLIAM SHATNER.<\/p>\n<p>And&#8230; you cut away for some random Jerry Seinfeld &#8216;reality&#8217; show?<\/p>\n<p>NBC, this is why your ratings suck.<\/p>\n<p>When you have a HIGH KICK LINE OF MOUNTIES you leave them ON.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So just to make this clear. We had. GIANT INFLATABLE BEAVERS. WILLIAM SHATNER. And&#8230; you cut away for some random Jerry Seinfeld &#8216;reality&#8217; show? NBC, this is why your ratings suck. When you have a HIGH KICK LINE OF MOUNTIES you leave them ON.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[19,5,13,20],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/flaminggeeks.com\/k\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/985"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/flaminggeeks.com\/k\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/flaminggeeks.com\/k\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flaminggeeks.com\/k\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flaminggeeks.com\/k\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=985"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/flaminggeeks.com\/k\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/985\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":986,"href":"https:\/\/flaminggeeks.com\/k\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/985\/revisions\/986"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/flaminggeeks.com\/k\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=985"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flaminggeeks.com\/k\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=985"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flaminggeeks.com\/k\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=985"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}