{"id":84,"date":"2001-11-22T03:22:05","date_gmt":"2001-11-22T08:22:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/flaminggeeks.com\/k\/blog\/2001\/11\/22\/\/"},"modified":"2005-10-27T18:10:21","modified_gmt":"2005-10-27T22:10:21","slug":"bad-touch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/flaminggeeks.com\/k\/blog\/2001\/11\/22\/bad-touch\/","title":{"rendered":"Bad Touch"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"clear:both;\"><\/div>\n<p>Since Okina missed his plane, he decided to start playing MGS2.  The gameplay seems quite similar to the first, which means it&#8217;s not really a game I&#8217;m interested in playing &#8212; I managed to get through half of Goldeneye on the N64 and that&#8217;s about as much of this kind of game as I can take.  I remember having Golgo 13 for the NES and I&#8217;m quite sure I never finished that either.<\/p>\n<p>In any case, MGS2, like MGS, is very amusing to -watch-.  It&#8217;s also nearly as ridiculously slashy as the first one was.  MORE, if possible.   Thus far, Solid Snake (we won&#8217;t even comment on his name. Too easy.), who appears to be wearing a corset and heels, is busy running around trying to take pictures of the possibly fictional Metal Gear that some terrorists have.  He keeps in close contact with the man he ran off with at the end of the last game &#8212; Otacon &#8212; via radio.  They are quite, um, chummy.  And in the meantime, Snake continues to become distracted during firefights by trying to pick up the knocked out bodies of his foes and molest them.  That is, when he&#8217;s not trying to ogle the half naked men wandering around.<\/p>\n<p>Snake? Snake? SNAAAAAAAAAAAKE!<\/p>\n<div style=\"clear:both; padding-bottom: 0.25em;\"><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Since Okina missed his plane, he decided to start playing MGS2. The gameplay seems quite similar to the first, which means it&#8217;s not really a game I&#8217;m interested in playing &#8212; I managed to get through half of Goldeneye on the N64 and that&#8217;s about as much of this kind of game as I can [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[11,14],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/flaminggeeks.com\/k\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/84"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/flaminggeeks.com\/k\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/flaminggeeks.com\/k\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flaminggeeks.com\/k\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flaminggeeks.com\/k\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=84"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/flaminggeeks.com\/k\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/84\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/flaminggeeks.com\/k\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=84"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flaminggeeks.com\/k\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=84"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flaminggeeks.com\/k\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=84"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}