{"id":641,"date":"2005-11-08T00:13:10","date_gmt":"2005-11-08T05:13:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/flaminggeeks.com\/k\/blog\/2005\/11\/08\/641\/"},"modified":"2005-11-08T00:13:10","modified_gmt":"2005-11-08T05:13:10","slug":"demon-child","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/flaminggeeks.com\/k\/blog\/2005\/11\/08\/demon-child\/","title":{"rendered":"Demon Child"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I mentioned <a href=\"https:\/\/flaminggeeks.com\/k\/blog\/2005\/11\/04\/638\/\">a few days ago<\/a> the brief summary for a movie currently making the rounds on Lifetime. (Of course it&#8217;s in Lifetime.  If you&#8217;re not being battered, raped or stalked, you&#8217;re definitely bearing Satan&#8217;s IVF baby!)<\/p>\n<p>And I just had to see this thing.  Mainly because James Purefoy and Andy Serkis were both in it.  So I set Tivo to grab it when it reran on Friday night, and I&#8217;ve just finished watching it.  Totally worth it.  It was so ridiculous. <\/p>\n<p>The ending was the best part.   After being told she was about to bear the spawn of the devil, our Heroine pluckily manages to escape the burning building where the Priest has trapped her to try and rid the world of evil.   She promptly gives birth to adorable twins who, in an epilogue as we skip to 4 years later, sit and watch angelically as they slowly reduce one of their little friends to dust.  Our Heroine brings her hands to her mouth as she is illuminated.  The End.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I mentioned a few days ago the brief summary for a movie currently making the rounds on Lifetime. (Of course it&#8217;s in Lifetime. If you&#8217;re not being battered, raped or stalked, you&#8217;re definitely bearing Satan&#8217;s IVF baby!) And I just had to see this thing. Mainly because James Purefoy and Andy Serkis were both in [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[13],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/flaminggeeks.com\/k\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/641"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/flaminggeeks.com\/k\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/flaminggeeks.com\/k\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flaminggeeks.com\/k\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flaminggeeks.com\/k\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=641"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/flaminggeeks.com\/k\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/641\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/flaminggeeks.com\/k\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=641"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flaminggeeks.com\/k\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=641"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flaminggeeks.com\/k\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=641"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}