{"id":609,"date":"2005-06-03T19:35:00","date_gmt":"2005-06-04T00:35:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/flaminggeeks.com\/k\/blog\/2005\/06\/03\/\/"},"modified":"2005-10-16T01:34:46","modified_gmt":"2005-10-16T05:34:46","slug":"why","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/flaminggeeks.com\/k\/blog\/2005\/06\/03\/why\/","title":{"rendered":"Why"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Why is the Home Depot near our house so much crappier than the one 6 exits up the road?<\/p>\n<p>Why does the Market Basket feel so skanky in comparison to the Shaws and the Stop n Shop?<\/p>\n<p>Why is it so hard to find a store with all of the necessary bathroom fixtures in the same design or at least a matching color?<\/p>\n<p>Why is William fucking Shatner doing commercials for personal injury lawyers on my tv?<\/p>\n<div style=\"clear:both; padding-bottom: 0.25em;\"><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Why is the Home Depot near our house so much crappier than the one 6 exits up the road? Why does the Market Basket feel so skanky in comparison to the Shaws and the Stop n Shop? Why is it so hard to find a store with all of the necessary bathroom fixtures in the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/flaminggeeks.com\/k\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/609"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/flaminggeeks.com\/k\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/flaminggeeks.com\/k\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flaminggeeks.com\/k\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flaminggeeks.com\/k\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=609"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/flaminggeeks.com\/k\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/609\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/flaminggeeks.com\/k\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=609"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flaminggeeks.com\/k\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=609"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flaminggeeks.com\/k\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=609"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}