{"id":575,"date":"2005-05-17T12:16:00","date_gmt":"2005-05-17T17:16:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/flaminggeeks.com\/k\/blog\/2005\/05\/17\/\/"},"modified":"2005-10-16T01:55:53","modified_gmt":"2005-10-16T05:55:53","slug":"family-values","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/flaminggeeks.com\/k\/blog\/2005\/05\/17\/family-values\/","title":{"rendered":"Family Values"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"clear:both;\"><\/div>\n<p>Wholesome family entertainment that instills good values into your kids my ass.<\/p>\n<p>I think this bit o&#8217; summary, stolen from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.televisionwithoutpity.com\/\">TWOP<\/a> says it pretty clearly: Finally, the newly-celibate Simon doesn&#8217;t want to have sex with his girlfriend or tell her why. This seems really stupid until he actually does tell her about his Promise to God, and she immediately asks him to ask her to marry him. Ugh.<\/p>\n<p>Because getting married at 18 just so God will let you have all the sex you want and not Burn In Hell for it is holy and blessed.  Not like them damn homos!  Can&#8217;t let them cheapen the institution!<\/p>\n<p>Gah.  On a more amusing note, in that same episode (apparently &#8212; I don&#8217;t watch, just read the recaps for the train wreck value) the daughter who has been banished offscreen because the actress quit the show was revealed to be getting a divorce.  But of course this is not because she got married and had a baby when she was about 19 years old.  Not at all. That&#8217;s a good thing. It is because she is an evil vixen ho who did not listen to her daddy and dared move away from her parents&#8217; lovely home.<\/p>\n<div style=\"clear:both; padding-bottom: 0.25em;\"><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Wholesome family entertainment that instills good values into your kids my ass. I think this bit o&#8217; summary, stolen from TWOP says it pretty clearly: Finally, the newly-celibate Simon doesn&#8217;t want to have sex with his girlfriend or tell her why. This seems really stupid until he actually does tell her about his Promise to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5,13],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/flaminggeeks.com\/k\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/575"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/flaminggeeks.com\/k\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/flaminggeeks.com\/k\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flaminggeeks.com\/k\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flaminggeeks.com\/k\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=575"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/flaminggeeks.com\/k\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/575\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/flaminggeeks.com\/k\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=575"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flaminggeeks.com\/k\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=575"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flaminggeeks.com\/k\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=575"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}