{"id":572,"date":"2005-05-19T20:34:00","date_gmt":"2005-05-20T01:34:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/flaminggeeks.com\/k\/blog\/2005\/05\/19\/\/"},"modified":"2005-10-16T01:50:13","modified_gmt":"2005-10-16T05:50:13","slug":"meh","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/flaminggeeks.com\/k\/blog\/2005\/05\/19\/meh\/","title":{"rendered":"Meh"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"clear:both;\"><\/div>\n<p>When I&#8217;m eating, I tend to drip things.  And, like a lot of women, since my chest sticks out, it lands there instead of in my lap.  But for the most part, that is the extent of my clumsiness.<\/p>\n<p>Except, in the past week, I&#8217;ve broken two glasses in a spectacular fashion.  The first I have an excuse: literal butterfingers.  I had just refolded up the stick and put it in the fridge when I picked up the glass, but even then it took hitting the bottom of it on the chair back to knock the thing from my hand.  But knocked it was and it smashed to pieces on the hard tile floor, breaking a chip out of the tile it landed on.<\/p>\n<p>The second was less excusable.  I had the laptop and the glass on the tv tray and when I picked up the computer the power cord swept the glass off the edge.  Now normally a glass wouldn&#8217;t break after falling to the carpet; I can only attribute the explosion to it landing oddly, or my newfound glass breaking talent.<\/p>\n<p>But grr either way.<\/p>\n<div style=\"clear:both; padding-bottom: 0.25em;\"><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When I&#8217;m eating, I tend to drip things. And, like a lot of women, since my chest sticks out, it lands there instead of in my lap. But for the most part, that is the extent of my clumsiness. Except, in the past week, I&#8217;ve broken two glasses in a spectacular fashion. The first I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/flaminggeeks.com\/k\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/572"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/flaminggeeks.com\/k\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/flaminggeeks.com\/k\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flaminggeeks.com\/k\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flaminggeeks.com\/k\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=572"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/flaminggeeks.com\/k\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/572\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/flaminggeeks.com\/k\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=572"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flaminggeeks.com\/k\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=572"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flaminggeeks.com\/k\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=572"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}