{"id":439,"date":"2004-03-04T15:23:00","date_gmt":"2004-03-04T20:23:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/flaminggeeks.com\/k\/blog\/2004\/03\/04\/\/"},"modified":"2005-10-19T20:13:21","modified_gmt":"2005-10-20T00:13:21","slug":"your-father-was-a-hamster","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/flaminggeeks.com\/k\/blog\/2004\/03\/04\/your-father-was-a-hamster\/","title":{"rendered":"Your father was a hamster"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"clear:both;\"><\/div>\n<p>Also, I laugh in the general direction of the HP Lexicon.<\/p>\n<p>Those ages for Bill and Charlie were complete and utter crack, which should have been obvious to anyone with half a brain.  They also weren&#8217;t supported by the sparse facts available in the books.<\/p>\n<p>*childish glee*<\/p>\n<div style=\"clear:both; padding-bottom: 0.25em;\"><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Also, I laugh in the general direction of the HP Lexicon. Those ages for Bill and Charlie were complete and utter crack, which should have been obvious to anyone with half a brain. They also weren&#8217;t supported by the sparse facts available in the books. *childish glee*<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[2,5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/flaminggeeks.com\/k\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/439"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/flaminggeeks.com\/k\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/flaminggeeks.com\/k\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flaminggeeks.com\/k\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flaminggeeks.com\/k\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=439"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/flaminggeeks.com\/k\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/439\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/flaminggeeks.com\/k\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=439"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flaminggeeks.com\/k\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=439"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flaminggeeks.com\/k\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=439"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}