{"id":336,"date":"2003-01-01T00:02:08","date_gmt":"2003-01-01T05:02:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/flaminggeeks.com\/k\/blog\/2003\/01\/01\/\/"},"modified":"2005-10-20T21:52:25","modified_gmt":"2005-10-21T01:52:25","slug":"happy-new-year","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/flaminggeeks.com\/k\/blog\/2003\/01\/01\/happy-new-year\/","title":{"rendered":"Happy New Year!"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"clear:both;\"><\/div>\n<p>Sims Online Ads:<br \/>Let&#8217;s be realistic here, folks.  The girls on that game? Sure, some of them are girls.  The guys on that game? Sure, some of them are guys.  But I want to see a commercial where those people have just got married and they both turn out to be guys.  Or both girls. Or as J suggested, one of them is actually a cat.  Or perhaps grandma.<br \/>And another thing. The Sims are not REAL.  Good lord.  How long do you think it&#8217;ll be before the first lawsuit?<\/p>\n<p>PsychoA: But but&#8230; I really am married to her! They said it was real!<br \/>Jury: We saw the ad too.  We award you damages in the amount of $500,000,000,000.<\/p>\n<div style=\"clear:both; padding-bottom: 0.25em;\"><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sims Online Ads:Let&#8217;s be realistic here, folks. The girls on that game? Sure, some of them are girls. The guys on that game? Sure, some of them are guys. But I want to see a commercial where those people have just got married and they both turn out to be guys. Or both girls. Or [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[11,5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/flaminggeeks.com\/k\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/336"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/flaminggeeks.com\/k\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/flaminggeeks.com\/k\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flaminggeeks.com\/k\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flaminggeeks.com\/k\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=336"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/flaminggeeks.com\/k\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/336\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/flaminggeeks.com\/k\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=336"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flaminggeeks.com\/k\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=336"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flaminggeeks.com\/k\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=336"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}